Archive for the ‘things we didn’t really need’ Category


Posted: 9th January 2013 by affehaus in cultural, things we didn't really need

??????????????????????????????????????? Is this really something that children are clamoring for?  Is this something that anyone would want? I certainly don’t object to Playmobile marketing it, but it boggles my tiny little mind that it seemed like a good idea. I’d want this right after I got the ‘I-95 at rush-hour clover leaf’, and the ‘proctological […]

1 Vodka infused with naga chilies. From the product page: Tasting Note by The Chaps at Master of Malt Nose: Good crivvens, this stuff smells like pure evil, like the very blood of Satan himself. Such a pungent nose of chilli, it makes your eyes water just sniffing it. Palate: Oh, actually, this stuff’s not […]

The pork mongers at J&D’s– those fine folks that brought us Bacon salt, Baconnaise, and Baconpop[corn]– are now branching out into the prestigious field of lubricants. Bacon Lube. That is, a personal lubricant that is bacon scented and, so it appears, flavored. Not, as one might imagine, an unguent for silencing squeaky shoats. So, yeah… […]