Archive for April, 2011

Do Toxic Monkeys Fling Toxic Poo?

Posted: 26th April 2011 by 7ucyClark in geek stuff

That’s mostly rhetorical; everyone knows that the toxic poo-flinging is a result of either mood, or dietary habits. But this monkey positively looks like it would cause a geiger counter go off like a caffeinated castanet dancer. But it’s not radioactive; the glow is a result of bioluminescence, via jellyfish genes introduced during the monkey’s […]

Happy Zombie Jesus Day

Posted: 24th April 2011 by 7ucyClark in geek stuff, humor

So… that was my wish, for everyone to have a happy ZJD, and I went in search of images… and fell down the rabbit hole. I strongly recommend the Uncyclopedia entry on Zombie Jesus, and the Zombie Jesus Day site, among others. And watch out for chocolate bunnies who’s eyes are bleeding.

Ultimate Nerdy Time-Travel Trip

Posted: 23rd April 2011 by 7ucyClark in words

Topless Robot is hosting a contest for time travel ideas. By not truly understanding the nature of the contest (because I don’t always read things through), I came up with an idea that, while similar, doesn’t really gibe with the proposal. That didn’t stop it from turning into a short story. ‘Answers’ and Solutions If […]

Chaotic. Neutral. Rogue.

Posted: 22nd April 2011 by 7ucyClark in geek stuff, miscellaneous

Each of these are fragrances that one can purchase from Black Phoenix Alchemy Labs, should one feel so inclined. I’m not sure why one would… Chaotic is “a whirling mélange of multicolored musks with wasabi, rooibos, heliotrope, and mastic”, while Rogue is “soft, well-worn black leather, hemp, and rosin.” Ok– I guess that’s not too […]

Spike Jonze Presents

Posted: 22nd April 2011 by 7ucyClark in cultural

This is remarkable. Lil Buck and Yo-Yo Ma — The Dying Swan [not entirely]Ballet I’m not familiar with the original work, but I find this choreography compelling, and now my head has a story of how swans die. Is loverly. And– a natural evolution of the SNL Swan Lake Lock. found via Scott Beale/Laughing Squid

Little Thor

Posted: 22nd April 2011 by 7ucyClark in comics, geek stuff, humor, movies

As ofter occurs, the parody surpasses the original work.


Posted: 22nd April 2011 by 7ucyClark in food stuffs

–It must be noted that the Pie Master took the week off to prepare for Easter festivities. Making the pie in his absence is Spawn of Pie Master. Todays Pie: Moo [yes: moo-pie] Crust was ‘Sir Not-Appearing-in-this-Film’. Filling was a variation on black-bottom cupcake, but set to pie proportions. Normally, I like a larger cream […]


Posted: 21st April 2011 by 7ucyClark in design

That is– what Bert would look like if he was a person. So– I’m not giving up the image here… Two reasons: 1. it’s better if your anticipating it 2. it’s just damned disturbing But hit the link. Seriously… it’s worth the therapy you’ll need. Created by Nacho Diaz found via Scott Beale/Laughing Squid

Chocky Zombie Bunny!

Posted: 21st April 2011 by 7ucyClark in food stuffs, geek stuff

Between this, the ChoCthulhu, and a couple dozen Cadbury Creme eggs, my Easter basket will be complete! over at Think Geek

New thing is bike

Posted: 21st April 2011 by affehaus in geek stuff, riding, tech

So… my first thought on this was, Ooh! Super-torque! My second was, oh– no noise [my girlfriend echoed the thought, but put it more eloquently… “no vroom“] Then, reading the article, 17 million? There are currently “17 million” electric bikes & scooters on the roads today? Given the number, I would have thought they’d be […]